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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 Cockroachphobia.............
A huge cockroach Attacked me and my cousin (ena) last night when we were watching CSI. Initially i heard some fluttering sound in the living room, went full alert to look out for the "intrudator". At the corner of my eye, i saw this Huge Cockroach flying about less than a meter above my head!!!!!!!!!!!!! Off we went running for our lives (Ena thought it was a moth, i insisted that was a cockroach).... Armed with the folded newspaper, my mum went chasing after the stupid "intrudator". First my mum smacked it with her "weapon", causing it to lost its sense of direction, hiding in the dark. Thought that it's safe, we went back to our seat (actually squezzing together at one corner of the sofa-- afraid it may attack us again). Peace for less than 5 minutes, the intrudator attacked again.!!!!!!!!!> (I wouldnt feel safe as long as the cockroach is still free, roaming about in my house.) This time round i spotted it, resting on the sliding door. Now i had a really good look at it. 4cm long, with feelers longer than its body, dark brown in colour with firm and stong legs. ARHHHH...... Me and ena headed to the kitchen while my mum "battled" with the intrudator again. They had a fierce fight. My mum with her folded newspaper and the cockroach with its strong wings. Half way through the battle, the cockroach decided to change its target TO ME......!!!!!!!!! The moment i saw it flying towards me, i screamed, bent my body and ran to safer ground. My mum have not given up on the fight, following behind the cockroach. Finally one last smack, the cockroach was defeated.... HAHAHAHA..... With her swift hands, my mum dumped the cockroach into a transparent plastic bag and tied dead knots. Showing us her victory item, my mum commented: "U are many times bigger than the cockroach and yet you are afraid of it." Well, this statement may be true but it has wings which i'm not equipped with. SIZE DOESNT MEAN POWER . With the intrudator captured in the bag, i'm no longer afraid of it. Now, it's my turn to torture it back(physically). A pay back for its mental torture on me..... HAHAHA (evil me) At the end of the day, the punishement for the "intrudator" was to be crashed to death under my mum's slippers. YueN signing off..... Windy |